hey bro! i got a raise in my allowance! oh.. you're jealous? & WHAT?! you wanna bring up my videos of fucking other guys to our parents?! please don't!! how about a deal... we get off together since OBVIOUSLY you get turned on by me.. such a pervert .. so you don't tell.. HA and now i have something on you! now don't be such a creep. *name Ralphie is mentioned rarely due to this being originally a custom*