Shhhhh, goes the stream. Shhhhh, it goes my lips. Shhhhh, I say with my fingertips. Silently, I slide my sweats off, belly bouncing around, so soft. Next time, I'll pee with the lights off. (just kidding) Enough of bad poetry, enjoy the 30+ seconds of pee-etry. Tomorrow, I wander the city in search of a new toilet to piss in. I'll see you then.
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