Being in hell has been quite boring. It seems like everyone’s trying to get on the good list to make it into the pearly gates. Even though I haven’t received any visitors, my beautiful angel of a friend, Kellie Shin, will come down to visit me from time to time. We just discuss how things are up there compared to how they are down here. In the middle of our conversation, two BBC’s were cast down. It turns out the fucking they were doing wasn’t adequate enough to make it into heaven, so I had to put those dicks to the test and see what they were working with. I couldn’t find anything wrong with the fuckin they gave me.
