Lend me your ears cucky, for I have a confession to make! There is only one way to deal with your insignificant gratification attempts and that's to seek some one who really knows how to please me! You see, whilst I have been spending some very pleasurable time with a muscular, hung alpha male with a huge BBC, I have quickly realized how inferior you are! It's time to give you a ruthless run down of how I can incorporate you into my life and exactly where my alpha bull excels over you! Jerk along as I know it turns you on too!