Oh, my sweet, delusional pet, harboring fantasies of a night out filled with social grace, charm, and the laughable notion of bedding a woman? How utterly amusing! Let's be brutally honest, shall we? The mere thought of you mingling in a social setting, attempting to weave through conversations without tripping over your own tongue, is a spectacle so pitiful it borders on tragic. And as for finding a lady to share your bed—oh, please, the only thing you're capable of fucking is your own hand, and even that seems like a task too grand for your meager skills . So go ahead, pull out that pathetic excuse of a manhood, and start stroking. While the rest of the world lives, loves, and laughs, you'll be here, in your own mediocrity, jerking off to my disdain. This weekend, while others create memories