Lately it seems like I’ve been going through my supply of chocolates more quickly than usual, and when I happen to look into the bathroom trash can, I finally understand why. My roommate has been sneaking them for himself. A lot of them, judging by the number of wrappers here. A LOT. Did he eat all of these at once? How embarrassing. He’s already gained so much weight, and if he keeps doing this, he’ll just gain more. No wonder he’s trying to hide the evidence…although I wish he wouldn’t. Maybe I can talk with him, get him to share this with me. Mm. I want to watch him gorge himself and gain