Every year I make one of these videos and I think every year you should prove yourself a little more. I enjoy doing this to you, making you prove yourself to me and prove how thankful you are to have me in your life.
Let's be honest, life without me would be pointless. I show you how to live your life. Without me you have no meaning. Look at how perfect I am. I am everything that you want.
You SHOULD be grateful. You should bend over backwards for me. I am fucking awesome and you know it! You're going to watch this video and send me a tribute for being so awesome