I am so mad at my boyfriend I have to get revenge. He's left his stuff all over the couch so I fart on it. I rub his toothbrush on my asshole and fart on it so next time he brushes his teeth his mouth will smell like ass. Then I fart on in his package of pop tarts, his favorite snack. I sit down on a picture of him and rub it on my ass and fart on it