Every time this piece of gum makes an appearance it makes you feel smaller and smaller. Even more insignificant. How could a piece of chewing gum get more attention than you? Well because you're a loser. The gum is more satisfying. I get more of a kick out of chewing My bubble gum than aiding in your orgasm hahahhaha, but the loser in you is still going to take what little uninterested attention I throw your way.