So it's that time of year. All the festive drinks are delicious but make me sooooo gassy!! I stopped at this little coffee shop on the way home and bought a large caramel eggnog latte and let me tell you, it gave me the worst bubble guts.
Since I know you love my sexy farts, I want you to come over here and put your pointy little nose in the crack of my ass. Now open your mouth up because I want you to suck my fart out of my asshole for me. Suck it out and eat it!!
Pull that cock out, stroke it, and swallow!! Swallow all these rotten eggnog farts