You're a weirdo, a fetish freak, a pillow fucker, panty wearer, & all around embarrassing fuck up. I know this, you know this, but your friends, family, & coworkers have yet to find out. For now! As long as you keep Me happy I will keep your secrets but just one tiny fuck up & I will expose each & every one of your freaky habits. You'll lose everything in a second if anyone ever finds out about what you do when no one is watching