Your call to me earlier today sounded very urgent, I'm glad I could work you into my schedule last minute. What is going on in your life? Why are you here? Let's just get right to the point. So you're in a relationship and you're straight, why do you keep emphasizing on the "straight" part? Let's see just how "straight" you are, because my form of therapy is like no other. It's guaranteed to bring out the fag in you. Are you ready? You won't need a girlfriend after this, you'll just want cock