So I saw your ad online for the secretary position. Now, I dont have the typing skills or the filing ability, but I do have certain...ASSetts to bring to the table. So show me how excited you are to have me here...oh, thats it? hm. I was expecting something....bigger. Well, ok how about a handjob to secure the position. Dont think you'll be getting me or anything more than this after today though!
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