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I've been called in to so solve a mystery: rumor has it that the tiniest cock EVER has been discovered and guess what?! It's yours! Jinkies, it really is little- I thought they were exaggerating! It's a good thing you called me as only I could solve a mystery like this and work out how to get this thing to grow. I refuse to believe that it doesn't get any bigger; but it looks as if I may be wrong!