I want to see this dick you've been bragging about. You've told me how big it is, how long and thick and powerful. You've told me how many women you've pleasured with it. Now, I want to see for myself! I make you slowly strip down, watching your every move oh so closely. You see, I'm a major size queen, and if your cock is as good as you say it is, I'm going to fuck you tonight. Imagine my surprise when I find that hiding between your thighs is just a tiny, itty bitty, cocklet. And the more I laugh at you, the harder you get! How hysterical! I think this is what you wanted all along, isn't it, little man?