You would not believe the day I had at work. My coworkers aren’t allowing me to use the bathroom until I shave, can you believe that? I wore a skirt to work and they saw how hairy I was, I can’t believe they just won’t let me pee because they hate my body hair. I guess hairy girls are not allowed to pee! But now my bladder is SO full from not peeing all day, and now you’re locking me out of the bathroom? You’re so cruel, I can’t believe you get off to this. I am so desperate to pee, I might just have to empty my bladder in my travel mug.
