I wonder if anyone knows. I bet you wonder the same. Could you imagine how humiliating it would be, if news got out that you’re like, the biggest internet perv? I mean, imagine your girl finding out that you goon harder for random baddies online, than you EVER have, for her. What would your coworkers think? Can you imagine having to face them every day after they find out how much of a creep you actually are? Those are some chilling thoughts, aren’t they? And they’ll soon be your reality, unless you buy my silence. Simple as that.