This lucky loser got to spend his birthday with ME! Taking Me to the mall to spoil Me, taking Me out to the bar and got humiliated by Me, eating birthday cupcake off the bottoms of My sneakers in the grocery store parking lot, handed Me the rest of his loser cash and NOW gets to sit in the back of My jeep with Me and worship My pretty little sweaty Princess feet! It's not just his best Birthday ever its the best day of his whole life!!!
