I guess the question isn’t really “Are you a loser?”, but “How big of a loser are you?”. Cause, let’s be honest. Only a loser would be here right now contemplating buying this clip. There’s levels to loserdom. Knowing how much of a loser you really are makes it much easier to determine how I should treat you. Are you gonna be my pet? My trash can? My butler? My cumrag? You’re going to answer these questions and find out.