

I have SO many questions about your tiny cock. I just want to know how you move through life with that little shrimp dick. Do you even stroke it? Or do you just hump things? Rub it up against stuff like a clit? Have you ever had sex? There's no way... It would just slip out over and over, right? What happens when you cum? What comes out? How many times have you been on a date and been laughed out of the room? I know these questions are humiliating, but I know you've learned to sexualize this, so jerk while I interrogate you about that skin tag.