our sad little shrimp dick is a joke to me, and I’m here to rub that humiliation in deep. This 2.5-inch worm couldn’t satisfy a flea, let alone this greedy, dripping pussy. Watch me: Laugh hysterically while holding a ruler next to my fat clit, mocking how tiny and useless your cock looks in comparison Edge myself with just the tip of my pinky finger, moaning about how even that feels thicker than your pathetic nub Compare your “cock” to household objects (thumbtacks, lipstick tubes, AAA batteries) while gagging on a thick, veiny dildo Squirt violently as I describe how real men stretch me – no mercy for small-dick simps like you You’ll cum to: ASMR of wet pussy slaps – the sound my cunt makes when it’s actually getting stuffed Graphic closeups of my loose, gaping hole after riding a 9-inch monster Dirty Talk Samples: “Awww, did your small dick twitch when I said ‘gaping’? Too bad it’ll never feel this ruined pussy.” “Send me your wallet instead of dick pics – at least THAT’S thick enough to make me cum.”