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I'm home from a long day and my ass is so sweaty. I need to take a seat and rest for a bit. God, these farts have been so vicious all day. I don't know what I ate but it sure could clear a whole room. I know this could never happen but if there was a tiny little guy trapped under my ass right now, these farts would probably be too much for him. He would definitely not survive the stench. Hypothetically speaking, of course. This is some of the worst gas I've ever had. I wouldn't wish it on my biggest enemy. Good thing it's definitely just me here. I'm so glad there's no one else in the room having to smell these super stinky farts.