Until I swiped you up and made you My personal toilet, I only knew of lazy tongues and inadequate bidets. you were the one and only toilet boy that truly showed My ass just how efficient, dedicated and thorough a toilet should be. you're My waste nothing toilet. Catching every piece of waste and crumb from between My ass cheeks. How can one ever go back to a life of wasteful fuckers when they've had you??!?!