This artifact? Don't even think about it! I have been entrusted by Lady Shar to deliver it safely. And I intend to fulfill my mission! You can try romancing me all you want but i'll... Humpf, I'll resist your charms! Probably! Maybe... Is that a Night Orchid? This weekend, Shadowheart returns to make all your Forgotten Realms fantasies come to life! Provided you roll a nat 20!