You hide that button version of a dicklet in your pants so well. Presenting like a man in everyday real life. However, deep down inside, you don't have a dick at all. The trigger words: WEE WEE and PEE PEE ring much truer in your scenario. Too embarrassed and too humiliated to even take off your pants to jerk off. I'll instruct you to shove your hand under your pants as I encourage you to hand hump + finger stroke your small WEE WEE and PEE PEE until you squirt.