You're a loser, plain and simple. All you want to do is cum, but you don't even know how to touch yourself the right way. Your dick, and you, are pathetic, so I'm going to tell you how to jerk off... but will I even let you cum? Do you even deserve to cum? You're going to have to beg for it, plead for it, and whimper for it. Will I even let you cum? I guess you'll have to find out for yourself, loser