Custom: I introduce myself to your family, and you introduce me to your fart fetish! I sit on the couch and greet your family. The offer to make me some coffee and leave the room. I look at you and tell you I'm super gassy from the beans I had for lunch. I try to fart into the couch cushion to muffle them, but it doesn't help with the smell. You playfully taunt me while I struggle, then reveal you actually find it hot. To get my payback for you laughing at me, I turn and fart towards you and waft my farts your way, and blame you for them. Your family comes back and asks about the smell. You take the blame. They leave to run errands, and I decide to treat you to some more farts as a thank you for taking the fall. What a day!