Your step-brother and I are trying to conceive and it doesn't seem to work. You and your wife have a bunch load so, to not make your step-brother go through all the crazy tests at a fertility clinic, I am thinking to keep it in the family. I mean you two look alike, it's cheating with a purpose, practical and we might both enjoy it... Should I also mention I saw the way you look at me? So will you impregnate me?