Come on. A little closer. Sniff them. Look how dirty they are. You are going to be so useful for me. All hooked on the smell of my dirty stinky sneakers. Your tongue will french kiss them and clean them. We both know you are desperate to kiss me lol. Even if it's just the dirty soles of my dirty sneakers. Don't be like that, just give in. You love the smell and the dirt and you just know that this is your shot at serving.
