"Watch out or the Clean Clothes Bandit might get you!" Alexa laughs on the phone with a friend, laundry in hand. There's been a series of break-ins lately, a burglar going into people homes and taking nothing but the clean clothes they find! She hangs up the phone with a laugh and continues folding her clean clothes, dancing a little jig as she changes into her fresh pajamas. Unfortunately for her, she's not alone - the Clean Clothes Bandit is here to take her fresh linens! Startled she takes the bag the burglar hands her to fill with clean clothes, starting with the ones she just put on. She hastily takes off her shirt and shoves it into the bag but the bandit demands excellence - the shirt must be folded. Alexa sullenly folds her shirt, then takes off her sweatpants and folds those, too, placing them in the bag on top of her shirt. Sitting in her panties she waits for the burglar to leave but there's more clothes yet. They demand she fill the bag, and Alexa starts taking out all the clean clothes she just put away, struggling with the janky drawers. "Can I at least keep my work pants, I have to work tomorrow?" she complains. Obviously not. Poor Alexa - this robbery is leaving her completely de-clothed!
