Let’s say, you come home from work early. Let’s say, you walk up the stairs and hear something in the bedroom. You’re not sure what it is, but it sounds like a subtle slapping. You wait at the top of the stairs. You try to listen, try to figure out what’s going on. But the slapping continues. You walk closer to the noise, to the bedroom, until you’re standing at the threshold of the door and take in the sight before you. You’re standing there, watching Me fuck your wife.