AREN’T YOU LUCKY TO TAKE CARE OF MY PERFECT FEET? I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU ADORE MY FEET, AND YOU DESERVE THEM, ESPECIALLY AFTER SPENDING THE ENTIRE DAY WALKING AROUND IN THE SWEATY NYLONS&SOCKS. IT’S YOUR JOB TO PAMPER MY FEET WHEN I GET HOME. THIS IS THE BEST PART ABOUT YOUR MISERABLE DAY IS WORSHIPPING MY TIRED AND DIRTY FEET. IT’S AN HONOR TO LICK MY FEET CLEAN AND YOU’RE THANKFUL FOR THE PRIVILEGE TO BE MY OWN PERSONAL FOOT SLAVE. YOU’VE BEEN WAITING PATIENTLY ALL DAY TO SERVICE MY DIVINE SOLES AND LICKING MY SUCKABLE TOES.