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I don't usually bring guys home like this, but all I can think about is you fucking me. Are you hard yet? Go on, show me, let me unzip your pants and- oh, you said you were hard? I see! You're a grower, not a shower! Wait, what do you mean you're hard? REALLY? That's all you've got down there? I'm going to take a picture to send to my group chat, I need a second opinion on this- oh, my one friend has replied already! She asked if you're REALLY going to try and fuck me with that- wait what, you thought we were still going to fuck? HOW?? How could you even get that in? I'm sorry, but that's the smallest dick I've ever seen. Look, you don't want to go back so soon, what would you tell your friends? That I wouldn't fuck you because you have the tiniest dick in existence? They'd laugh at you! No, you can jerk off to me I guess. Would getting my tits out help? I don't want to sit around here waiting for you to take forever to jerk yourself off, I want to get on with my evening. Wait, you're jerking off with two fingers. Really? TWO?? I guess it makes, sense, you couldn't get more around! Let's see if that sorry excuse for a dick can produce any cum, I'm going to start counting down from 10 and you need to prove to me that you don't have the most worthless cock in existence!