After a long night out I barely make it home in the Uber without flooding the seat (again). Stumbling back up to the apartment feels like it takes forever as i shamelessly grab my crotch and contemplate letting go in the plants or on the stairs... I finally make it inside and my friend decides to use the toilet first?!?! Knowing full well I have the weakest bladder and am literally about to piss myself. Pleading with her to let me go first is useless and all it takes is the sound of her stream hitting the water to make me loose control. There's no point trying to hold on as I flood my jeans and the bathroom floor. Should I make her clean it up considering this is HER FAULT ?!
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