Are you sure you want me to tell you the truth about that thing? Well ok... I guess I am qualified as I have seen many, many, penises. Wow, that is one of the smallest I have ever seen in real life. Do you medically qualify as having a micropenis? That can't be all of it. Try stroking and see how much you can make it grow. I'll help by letting you look at my tits. It has to get bigger than that? You must be so embarrassed. This is how you look... *I do an impression of you stroking a tiny dick with two fingers. There is no way you've ever satisfied a woman with that. Do women even have sex with you? They probably all run away. So sad! May as well give up. No woman will ever date you. Buying videos where women make fun of you is as good as its ever going to get. May as well get used to it! There you go. Accept it and stroke that tiny thing with your two fingers while I make fun of you. Oh congratulations, you cum a normal amount. Almost like a real man