I got so many great times from my premie test! But, there can only be one king loser. I'll mention some honorable times, teasing and keeping the suspense up until I finally announce the shortest time. Of course, I'm insulting and mocking throughout the video, since really? Especially the winning time, I don't even think my baggy shirt was off yet! Super pathetic. Who knows, maybe next time someone will go even lower...