Five years ago, you made a deal with a devil to achieve your lifelong dream: to have the perfect body and do nothing to maintain it. You could eat whatever you wanted, as much as you wanted, never exercise, and not gain a single pound. But now your time is up, and I’ve come to take your soul, and as you cry and whine and beg me for mercy, I mock and chide and ridicule all your selfish, self-indulgent behavior. Amused by how pathetic you look, I decide to let you keep your soul, but in exchange, I reverse the effects of our pact, turning you into a huge pile of fattened flesh as you pack on 5 years’ worth of weight all at once.