They say that you should never ask difficult questions if you don’t want the worst possible news. Well, that’s what this is, it’s the answer to the question you hope you know the answer, but you’re terrified of what the truth will be: have I been fucking someone else? I know you think you know the answer, but maybe I’ve got a surprise for you. I know you love seeing hard evidence, well this time the truth comes with hard evidence. But what is it?