How was your January? Probably pretty solid, huh? You were resolved to not pick this addiction back up. February things got a little shaky... Maybe you were trying to find the third door with moderation. Maybe you even bought this clip thinking, "I'm not going to touch. I'm just going to watch. I'm not going to send or participate." My tone is perpetually patronizing in this clip. It might even start to **** you off, but here's the thing, if you decide to slam your laptop shut in the middle of the clip, I win. Let's play out that tape... You're going to sit there, silently fuming, staring at it all night long, wondering what I would have asked you to do. But here's the thing: You can trust Me! It's not like I'm going to bully you into a financial ruin this early in the game. But man, that sure did get your dick twitching didn't it? You're such a shame slut! Better load up those funds just in case. If you're not going to be in recovery, you may as well be an Adrienne Addict.
