Hello once again, my royal peasant subjects. It’s me – Queen Dommelia, the queen of your cock and the queen of your wallet. It’s time once again to pay your loser tax, to fund your queendom. As ever, I have lots planned in my life from palace renovations to trips abroad, I’ll fill you in on my plans so you know exactly what your taxes will be paying for. And of course, me being a queen, means I won’t have to lift a finger to foot the bill – that’s what you worker bees are for!
