Hey loser, so I’ve had a bit of a nasty cough for the last couple of weeks, but that’s not going to stop me from coughing right in your face. And the illness has really made my breath smell bad, so you’re going to get your loser nose into my mouth and sniff it as I cough all over you. Coughing up every bit of phlegm from the back of my throat and tormenting you with it as you sniff it. Thick, stringy, snotty and oh so gross, but it’s what you deserve! I want to spit every bit of it into your disgusting mouth!