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I come home to find my house a complete wreck, and my gamer roommate, of course, playing video games. He got mad at his game and made a HUGE mess without cleaning up, dishes, stains on all my shoe collections, and even holes in the walls! I scream at him and stomp him, and kick him in the balls for all the damage he's done. I'm not going to let him clean it up, he's too much of a loser to do a decent job, but I'll use his security deposit to hire a cleaning crew! I make him crawl on his busted body to my plump toes in wedge flip flops and apologize by kissing and licking my wiggling and lifted toes.