I’ve caught you masturbating a dozen times this year already, this is a REALLY embarrassing conversation I have to have with you. You can’t seem to stop staring at my tits. It is inappropriate for you to lust after me like that, you will never get to see my breasts. But if you can get it out of your system just this once we won’t ever have to talk about it again. I will allow you to look at my cleavage while you rub one out quickly. This is just as embarrassing for me as it is for you, and I want you to hurry up and we’ll never talk about this again, okay?
