The weather's been crappy out, so guess what that means? The streets are GROSS and so are my boots. I push doormat's face to the floor and present the sole of my boot and tell him to "lick it!" I watch his tongue get discolored and hear the little crunchy sounds in his teeth from whatever I've stepped in--this pleases me!! Once I present the sole of my left boot for cleaning, dumbass starts licking but I notice him being a bit squeamish. I ask him what he's whining about and check my boot--omg I stepped in dawg sht!!! Yep. It's kinda hard to see, but it's there! I lower it back down and tell him to lick the dawg sht off my boot sole. After awhile, it's still not coming off so I tell him use his teeth and EAT IT! (you can see a spot of it on his tongue, grosssss!!). But hey, I can't always be looking where I walk. It takes awhile and moron still hasn't gotten it all, so I wipe the rest all over his stupid fucking face and make him thank me. If he was better at eating sht off my boot, then I wouldn't have to put in this extra effort. Then I order lil bitch to get on all fours and lick the sides and tops of my boots. After I'm done degrading him, I walk off... letting him know that I actually purposely stepped in it haha! Later bitch!!