POV: You’re my cucky little loser and I’m going on a date tonight with my REAL man. While I get ready in my tight spandex shorts, I make you sit below my ass and sniff up all my farts while I degrade you and talk about how excited I am for my date. Then after I get dressed, I continue to humiliate you and compare you to my real man while blasting farts in your face through my jeans until it’s time for me to leave!