Did you hear? My friend called me about the news, tiny men have been popping up all over the country. They say that they're delicious, a delicacy in Europe. If you're lucky enough to find one, you're encouraged to eat it up right away! My friend says she found one, but it went missing in her house since they're so tiny. I'm jealous, nothing so exciting happens in my life! I get back to cleaning my house when I spot one for myself, wow! He really is tiny. He acts weird though, I think he's so afraid of me he barely moves. That makes it easy for me to give him a quick taste ... I don't want to eat him too quickly, I want to savour him! Unfortunately he tastes too good and I end up swallowing him. If only I could get some more ... Wait! My friend has one! I'll call her now
