Rather than walking down to the beach or swimming, I spent so much of my vacation grazing on the couch and raiding the fridge for more snacks. It's no wonder I've gotten so fat! It's a good thing that big piggies like me belong in a well stocked kitchen! I show off how big and round my belly has gotten within just seven days of absolute gluttony in the Caribbean. I marvel at my ballooning body while burping, talking about how much a adore being a good pig, and fantasizing about getting much bigger.