As your penectomy nurse I must evaluate the current state of your penis and I must say that you are the smallest case I’ve ever seen! It would be a waste to use regular size tools for your procedure. All that is needed is a tiny pair of pink scissors! Three snips and your entirety will be taken completely off. This is the best option for a man like you. A penis that small is nothing but a disappointment. I’ve read over your file and I understand you not only have a tiny dick but you suffer from impotence as well. No wonder you have a mandatory penectomy scheduled! This surgery is the best cure for both your ailments. You don’t deserve to have a penis when it doesn’t function properly. It will be a pleasure for your all Woman medical team to cut it off. Not only will it be fun for Us but you will be the laughing stock of the entire hospital. All the nurses will be talking about you for weeks. The doctors will even use your discarded penis as an example for students! Your itty bitty penectomy is quite the special case.
