Well that's mean! You told your sweet naive co-worker today is topless day, of course the whole work day nothing gets done, because the whole day all the employees are following her around peeping on her, as if that wasn't enough you told her tomorrow is bottomless day.... the poor dear went bottomless (facepalm) so of course everyone is trying to look up her skirt all day, to make matters worse the following day you told her its transparent day.... yeah she's special for your benefit LOL