You are utterly and completely worthless as man. You're not a good lover. You're not a good provider. You're not pretty enough to be my girly sissy and your dick is far too small for me to take you as sex slave. You're too lazy to be my servant, and too stupid to be a pleasant little worker bee. You are totally useless. Although, maybe you can redeem yourself. Since you're such a waste, maybe you can earn a place in my life by eating mine...